for those not up on my latest favorite story, i recently got mixed up in an incident involving a graduate student, some fermented beverages, and a game of hangman. i found overwhelming creative spark in the situation, to which i responded with a blog entry to jog my creative juices to construct an image through text (as aspiring creators of prose, poetry and music, such as myself, like to do from time to time) that I could share with the five people who live across the country and actually follow my blog. (three of those people are my mother, father, and sister).
so alright, big deal. you can't read the blog anymore. i've deleted it (though it's saved in my creative bank, no good work goes to waste). so, for the five people tops that have followed this blog in its few weeks of existence, (besides, of course, the one person i happened to stupidly include his real name) i'm sorry if you missed it, i did not know it would be a special edition piece.
though it's a bit outdated at this point, i would like to make a
formal apology to prestigious u of o graduate student _____ _____. He shall remain nameless, as it was my stupidity of including his name in my creative exercise of a story, a mild fabrication but also basic outline and enthusiastic response to a silly incident involving hangman, in the first place. so this is a formal apology to you, nameless prestigious u of o graduate student, who did not deserve to be the blunt end of a cruel and unusual satire on my everyday meanderings.
i think we have all learned something today, or at least i have.
the internet knows everything, and perhaps we should all google our own names so that we too, can make sure that no silly undergraduate has posted something "incriminating" to our educational careers..
because you never know, the first person to read your blog could be the person that it's about.
so fo' real, though _____ _____, prestigious u of o graduate student, i really am sorry, and to my homegirl who brought me into said hangman situation, i apologize
tremendously to you: i meant no disprespect.
i hope this anonymous apology finds you in mysterious ways on the information superhighway, as i only want to pass on the good carma.
p.s. if this blog does find you, prestigious grad student, i would love your permission to post the story for creative purposes without any personal information pertaining to you or the university, because freedom of speech is a right i like to exercise, but i'm not into slander.
***a note about the image:: i typed in "apology fractal" into google, and this is the coolest one. that's an apology fractal for you, P.G.S.
wow, well done, UC Boulder. That cop on the left looks borderline smiley... and this is going on.. on CAMPUS! i thought eugene was impressive, but bitches ain't shit compared to boulder. kudos.
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